(Intro)
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real P.K. please stand up?
I repeat will the real P.K. please stand up?
We're gonna fix a problem here…

(Verse 1)
We all act like we’ve never seen a hero before
Jaws on the ground, just moppin’ the floor
We give a holler as we enter the door
The first to arrive put the flag on the shore

Of course we wanna know what’s what ‘n who’s who;
Lay of the land, map o’ the zoo. We’ve got the Discovery Channel, don't you?
First to arrive, our flag’s on the shore!
Surely we get it! Love getting’ somethin’ more!

It's the return of ... "Ah, wait, no way, you kidding!”
We didn't just do what I think we did, did we?"
These limitations, nothin’ but a sim,
This cup’s full to the brim!

Look at us, smilin’ at you-know-who
Showin’ the Love, Yeah, and feelin’ it too!
Respect is the reason why I'm singing this song
Together we are strong. Yea! Here’s the chorus, sing along…

(Chorus)
'Cause I'm the P.K., yes I’m the real P.K.
And I am ready to be, who I am meant to be!
So won’t the real P.K. please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm the P.K., yes I’m the real P.K.
And I am ready to be, who I am meant to be!
So won’t the real P.K. please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

(Verse 2)
We might have screws loose in our heads.
We’re bound to get stripped if we’re crossin’ the threads
Sometimes, wanna get attention instead
But here’s the thing that, we most dread

Bein’ ignored, or put onto the shelf
Not the way to build a man’s sense of himself
You think I have a care about lookin’ cool?
I play a different set of rules, I’m no fool.

Treat me like the man I am, treat me with respect
Nothin more, nothin’ less, it’s what I expect
Equal in the eyes of God... that’s a nice start.
Lifting all the people, open minds and hearts

And when we choose to dump all our nasty, little parts
We can build something new… state of the art
Then we have a reason to raise our voice in song
Together we are strong. Yea! Here’s the chorus, sing along…

(Chorus)
I'm the P.K., yes I’m the real P.K.
And I am ready to be, who I am meant to be!
So won’t the real P.K. please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm the P.K., yes I’m the real P.K.
And I am ready to be, who I am meant to be!
So won’t the real P.K. please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

(Verse 3)
Now ask me, “What if you win…open their ears?"
I promise not to mumble, I’ll get ‘em to hear.
So you can join us in cheer, won’t be needing that fear
Let’s get it into high gear, we take control and steer

And when we can fly by all the kings and the queens
We’ll hear 'em argue over whose got the better genes
That small talk, enough to drive us up a tree
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's very scary, Hee-Hee!"

I should download this song onto my MP3
And show the whole world what a blast it is to be free
I hear of all you girls and you boys, I hope you all enjoy me
But, if not, no harm, you won’t annoy me, no!

There's a million of us just like me
See the plus like me; make their own luck like me
Say “Yes!” like me; walk, talk and press like me
Come on! Clear the mess, find the key, Yea… help us all to see!

(Chorus)
I'm the P.K., yes I’m the real P.K.
And I am ready to be, who I am meant to be!
So won’t the real P.K. please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm the P.K., yes I’m the real P.K.
And I am ready to be, who I am meant to be!
So won’t the real P.K. please stand up,
Please stand up

One More Time!

'Cause I'm the P.K., yes I’m the real P.K.
And I am ready to be, who I am meant to be!
So won’t the real P.K. please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm the P.K., yes I’m the real P.K.
And I am ready to be, who I am meant to be!
So won’t the real P.K. please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?